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Journal Entry: Fri Nov 20, 2009, 9:16 PM

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Jay Artemis Wolfgangus says:

:bulletblue: Dear :iconsaiaraauthorgirl:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but i dislike you. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me in your closet and I saw you ignore my avocado plant. I'm sure you're scared enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I never liked the incarnation as an eskimo.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Talbain21 aka Jay Art3m1s W0lfgangus

lol. this was so freaking hilarious! it made sence too. . .the ending kinda sounds weird. but oh wellz. . . :iconmega-la-plz:

:bulletblue: RULES:

Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

!Lat3rz!
-Jay Art3m1s W0lfgangus (founder of Angels On Paws)

:bulletgreen:JOIN THE ORGANIZATION!

Name: Angels On Paws
Profile: :iconangelsonpaws:

wah! join ppl! join! :ohnoes:

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ORGANIZATION ANGELS ON PAWS:

!CURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION!

FOUNDER AND IN CHARGE IS ME!: :icontalbain21:

CHOOSEN 3:
1: :iconblacklycoris:
2: :icondjkyota:
3: :iconkins-wolf:

MEMBERS:
:iconegyptianruler:
:iconxxhaku-fanxx:

feel free to join! itz a fur friendly organizaion! ---> :iconangelsonpaws:

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CHARACTER PROFILE:

NAME: Jay Artemis Wolfgangus
AGE: 17
SPECIES: anthro wolf
BODY TYPE: athletic; well-built; muscular
STATUS: single
SEXUALITY: straight
STRENGTH:
:star::star::star::star::star-half:
INTELLIGENCE:
:star::star::star::star::star-empty:


well...this iz just 4 now until i can come up with more catagories...or until i can get a decent scanner!

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CLUBS:

President and Founder of :iconangelsonpaws:

A proud member of :iconhogwartsart: as a HUFFLEPUFF student!

Member of :iconneworganizationxii: as a Member #VIII!
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REQUESTS: CLOSED

RULES:
1. i DO NOT draw nudity of any kind!
2. please give me time to draw ur requests. if u keep bugging me then they will come out like crap!
3. i dont have a scanner yet so please be patient!
4. be specific. send me a note or comment with the details of what you want me to draw

Giftart:
:icondragondreamzero: for his Howl series. this guy is so awesome!!! read his work!!!
:iconkins-wolf: for his birthday!!!

Requests:
:iconchibiwolf1005:
:iconteamfast:

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  • Listening to: In The End by Linkin Park
  • Drinking: water
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  • Current Residence: San Antonio, Tx ( sometimes i go to Hollow Bastion or Twilight Town for vacation ;p )
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Small
  • Print preference: they come in flavours?! lol.
  • Interests: playing sax and piano, DRAWING, reading, eating, wolves, werewolves
  • Favourite movie: The Simpsons Movie!, Pan's Labryinth and Ratatouille!
  • Favourite band or musician: Nightwish, Tristania, Edenbridge, Apocalyptica, Kamelot, Epica
  • Favourite genre of music: Symphonic Rock/Metal
  • Favourite artist: M.C. Escher and my art teacher Mrs. Beechner! and artists who draw wolves!
  • Favourite poet or writer: J.K. Rowling, Poe, Ted Derker, C.S. Lewis, Steven King, Dante Alighieri, Homer!
  • Favourite style of art: furry and wolfy anthro art!
  • MP3 player of choice: i use my PSP alot. lol.
  • Shell of choice: the M&M candy coating
  • Wallpaper of choice: The type that goes and stays on the wall.
  • Skin of choice: furry brown and grey fur!
  • Favourite game: ^_^ and Darkstalkers! Kingdom Hearts I, RE: Chain of Memories, and II
  • Favourite gaming platform: PSP and Sega. i still have one!
  • Favourite cartoon character: Bart Simpson, Stewie Griffin, Snoopy, Mickey Mouse and Disney Characters!!!
  • Personal Quote: "What's a hypotneuse?" lol.
  • Tools of the Trade: mechanical pencil, .7 lead, big white eraser

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:iconguardianbinkey:
~GuardianBinkey Nov 12, 2009, 7:26:09 PM
robby how's it goin just seeing if you and chris enjoyed your stay here at SNU you can add me on myspace myspace.com/hellomynamesjon and next time you see chris go ahead and give him my myspace so we can keep and touch and see how school is goin for you guys. hope you choose SNU as your school and if im an RA by the time yall get here you should be on my floor hahaha.

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Make me your freind and i got your back for life, make me your enemy and the world aint big enough for you to hide in
:icontalbain21:
~talbain21 6 days 22 hours ago
hey! lol. everything's going by fine! ill add you on myspace next time im on. and ill tell chris tomorrow! and i am planing to go to SNU. and ill be back there next College Days event. ill contact nathan so i can stay with yall again!

--
“Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion. I am your host – your ‘Ghost Host.'"

-The Haunted Mansion ride at Walt Disney World Resort, Disneyland, Disneyland Paris, Tokyo Disney
:iconlazura:
*Lazura Nov 9, 2009, 5:39:21 AM
Hey there i was just browsing your stuff and i was just wondering what i'd have to do to join that Angel Of Paws thing? ^^
:icontalbain21:
~talbain21 Nov 9, 2009, 9:10:18 PM
anyone can join! no need to do anything. just send a note with "sign up" or "join" under subject! and write why you want to join. no need to write a one page essay. just a small sentence. we wont decline or cast you away.

we'll need to dust up that profile. school has been too busy that i havent had time to dust up in there. either me, :iconblacklycoris:, :icondjkyota: or :iconkins-wolf: will talk/guide/welcome you.

thanks for joining!

--
“Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion. I am your host – your ‘Ghost Host.'"

-The Haunted Mansion ride at Walt Disney World Resort, Disneyland, Disneyland Paris, Tokyo Disney
:iconartamisalbrya:
~artamisalbrya Nov 3, 2009, 10:58:32 AM
Thanks for the watch BTW :iconimhappyplz:

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The music of rebellion
Makes you wanna rage
But it's made by millionaires
Who are nearly twice your age
One of the wonders of the world is going down
It's going down I know
It's one of the blunders of the world that no-one cares
No-one cares enough
:icontalbain21:
~talbain21 Nov 4, 2009, 9:34:12 PM
no prob! :iconlaughplz:

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“Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion. I am your host – your ‘Ghost Host.'"

-The Haunted Mansion ride at Walt Disney World Resort, Disneyland, Disneyland Paris, Tokyo Disney
:iconsaiaraauthorgirl:
~SaiaraAuthorGirl Nov 2, 2009, 6:45:16 PM
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YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!

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Oh, is it our turn to put something random in the signature box? Well then:
-Insert stupid/funny comment here.
:iconlucylovett:
~LucyLovett Oct 30, 2009, 11:47:25 AM
i love your wrk, dear
:icontalbain21:
~talbain21 Oct 31, 2009, 7:55:28 PM
why, thank you. thank you very much. :)

--
“Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion. I am your host – your ‘Ghost Host.'"

-The Haunted Mansion ride at Walt Disney World Resort, Disneyland, Disneyland Paris, Tokyo Disney
:iconlazura:
*Lazura Oct 27, 2009, 5:51:23 PM
Thankyou for the watch! I really appreciate it (:

And looks like you've got some sweet sketches, keep up the great work
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